WOW!
All I can say is WOW! I shit you not! WOW! Tonight the 3" Magnums played the team called Slim Pickens at Slim's Bar in beautiful Bemidji, and it was one for the ages! If you have not been to Slims it is a quaint log cabin bar, not large by any means but the kind of bar that a guy would love to own or be called a regular. On this night Slim's was packed with some of the finest looking women in all the land, and many were there to follow the the exploits of one of the finest dart teams in all the land, the 3" Magnums. Tonight the Mags, did not disapoint their legion off fans. The night belonged to "The Mutt." Kenny was unstopable! It got to the point that during one game as I looked on I wrote down some of the quotes that were thrown out by the crowd, as well as words spoken between team mates, The "G-Unit" and "The Mutt"themselves. As Kenny lit up the night sky with unbelievable dart pyrotechnic's it was determined that his accuracy was due to his having sex before 2 pm rather than after. Or in exact words, "Sex before 2,"Good" and Sex after 2, "Not Good!" Also as A. G. was having trouble closing down the 16's, it was determined that it was just like his high school years when he evidently had problems tapping the 16's also. "The Mutt is no stray tonight!" and "Guthrie gets Pink!" Folks let me tell ya "Kenny the Mutt" was unstoppable and on his shoulders the 3" Mags cruised to a 9 to 3 win. I believe that Kenny is going to be close to being the player of the week, for his effort tonight. I am going to have to figure out a way to get on the web to see the results tomorrow night!. Aaron Guthrie and myself anchored the twelvth game andI believe that Aaron and Katie had some thing mighty big planned, as The "G-Unit did not fool around and we flew out to a huge lead and he ended up scoring a season high of 4.3 marks per round to show the demoralized Slim Pickens team just who was the better team on this night. Jason was his dependable self and all in all it was a good showing by the boys from the"209" Coming into tonights match the Magnums were alone in 3rd place, 3 games out of second. Time will tell as to whether we gained any ground on the leaders, but it wasn't for lack of trying. Realistically we had an excellent chance of running the table or at least go 11-1 but greed is not as good as "boob feeling", so we will take our 9 wins and prepare for next week, where we will play back at home at the 209 Bar and Grill. Where we will try to keep the dream alive against the The Odd Couple team, from Dales Bar and Grill. If your able, be sure to join us at the 209 in downtown Bemidji to cheer on your favorite dart men or at least check out the bevy of beautiful ladies who seem to appear from out of nowhere when the 3" Magnums take the floor. You think i'm kidding? Then checkout the attached pix from tonights match! Have a great week and may all your Bulls be doubles!
Spike, Jason, Aaron and Kenny and our lovely groupies!
All I can say is WOW! I shit you not! WOW! Tonight the 3" Magnums played the team called Slim Pickens at Slim's Bar in beautiful Bemidji, and it was one for the ages! If you have not been to Slims it is a quaint log cabin bar, not large by any means but the kind of bar that a guy would love to own or be called a regular. On this night Slim's was packed with some of the finest looking women in all the land, and many were there to follow the the exploits of one of the finest dart teams in all the land, the 3" Magnums. Tonight the Mags, did not disapoint their legion off fans. The night belonged to "The Mutt." Kenny was unstopable! It got to the point that during one game as I looked on I wrote down some of the quotes that were thrown out by the crowd, as well as words spoken between team mates, The "G-Unit" and "The Mutt"themselves. As Kenny lit up the night sky with unbelievable dart pyrotechnic's it was determined that his accuracy was due to his having sex before 2 pm rather than after. Or in exact words, "Sex before 2,"Good" and Sex after 2, "Not Good!" Also as A. G. was having trouble closing down the 16's, it was determined that it was just like his high school years when he evidently had problems tapping the 16's also. "The Mutt is no stray tonight!" and "Guthrie gets Pink!" Folks let me tell ya "Kenny the Mutt" was unstoppable and on his shoulders the 3" Mags cruised to a 9 to 3 win. I believe that Kenny is going to be close to being the player of the week, for his effort tonight. I am going to have to figure out a way to get on the web to see the results tomorrow night!. Aaron Guthrie and myself anchored the twelvth game andI believe that Aaron and Katie had some thing mighty big planned, as The "G-Unit did not fool around and we flew out to a huge lead and he ended up scoring a season high of 4.3 marks per round to show the demoralized Slim Pickens team just who was the better team on this night. Jason was his dependable self and all in all it was a good showing by the boys from the"209" Coming into tonights match the Magnums were alone in 3rd place, 3 games out of second. Time will tell as to whether we gained any ground on the leaders, but it wasn't for lack of trying. Realistically we had an excellent chance of running the table or at least go 11-1 but greed is not as good as "boob feeling", so we will take our 9 wins and prepare for next week, where we will play back at home at the 209 Bar and Grill. Where we will try to keep the dream alive against the The Odd Couple team, from Dales Bar and Grill. If your able, be sure to join us at the 209 in downtown Bemidji to cheer on your favorite dart men or at least check out the bevy of beautiful ladies who seem to appear from out of nowhere when the 3" Magnums take the floor. You think i'm kidding? Then checkout the attached pix from tonights match! Have a great week and may all your Bulls be doubles!
Spike, Jason, Aaron and Kenny and our lovely groupies!
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