The 3" Magnums

Howdy everyone!I know how you all try to live vicariously through me. So, I figured that I'd let you into my Wednesday nights for your enjoyment. The best part is that you don't even have to deal with the hangovers!!The Dart Team is named "The 3" Magnums" (don't read anything into that) We play every Wednesday at various bars around the Bemidji area. We play in the Funtime NW Cricket League and you can catch our scores and such at the following website:www.northernamusement.com So far we have been doing pretty well. Let me tell you about our team. The 3" Magnums are comprised of 2 dart league veterans and 2 rookies. First our Captain and team leader, Aaron "G-Unit" Guthrie a solid veteran of the dart wars, Aaron has shifted his game to the Bemidji area because he is now married and his lovely wife, Katie, can keep tabs on him easier as he will be"Playing" closer to home. While his dart play has not been up to his standards as of yet, they are improving and Aaron does lead or team in a very important stat, Most Times Driven Home From The Bar on League Nights. Or, MTDHFBLN average. Aaron is .500 after 4 matches!!! AWESOME! Our other Veteran is Jason Rylander, Jason is known for his Spiffy Budweiser Darts, his hippie music leanings and his groupie popularity! Jason has been a bartender in just about every bar in Bemidji, and now works Part time at Gander Mountain and Full Time at Big North Beverage Distribution. Where he is the import beer and sport drink rep. If your at an establishment and realize that the Grateful Dead or Alice's Restaurant has been playing for at least 2 hours straight, then you know that Jason is there. Next on our tour, is our Bullseye leader, and fellow league rookie, Kenny "The Mutt" Mutzke. Kenny hails from LeSuer Minnesota and he is a stellar student atBSU, except on Thursdays when he is dealing with trying to find his or the "G-Units" car, or paying city of Bemidji parking tickets. As well as a killer hangover. Kenny is a bar patrons dart league friend, as his out going personality and his BSU student status, allows the 3" Magnums, to have the BEST Dart Groupie following in the whole league. SWEET!This leaves yours truly, Mike "Spike" Miller, as with Kenny "The Mutt" this is Spikes first foray into league darts and with some skill and lots of luck, along with vast amounts of Captain Morgan and Mich. Golden Light, Spike has entered this week as the 3"Magnums top winner and scorer. It has been a verylong time since Spike has lead any league in Scoring;) Amen brother! Spikes trademark dart entrance is getting to be well known as the echos of Buck Cherry's"Crazy Bitch" announce his arrival onto the scene! We also have a true Ladies man as our super sub, Aaron Schmitz, we really do not know his dart abilities as he is yet to be pressed into service, but his value at Groupie Attracting is legendary! This Wednesday even though the schedule says that it is a bye week. The 3" Mags will be traveling to The Other Place Bar in Turtle Creek, Matches start at 8pm. If you are in the area, stop in and support your favorite dart men. Join the fun, Join the Party and if your female and like your men slightly strange, join our Groupie Throng! **NOTE To Mrs. Guthrie thatThrong, NOT Thong!