3" Magnums Open A Can Of Whoop Ass!
Bemidji, Minnesota: On a clear, cold. Bemidji night. The 3" Magnums laid the smack down on the "Better When Drunk" team from T. Juan's. Entering into the nights action the Magnums found themselves in first place. Leading the BeaverRetrievers, and Team Dirt by 2 games and the T Juan's,"Better When Drunk" team by 4. With Team Captain, Aaron "G-Unit" Guthrie out of town on business, the 3" Mag's strolled into T Juan's a little apprehensive. The T. Juan's team was hot on their heels in the standings and boasted the top women's player in the league. With the season coming to an end, only 3 weeks left, the Mag's play the top 3 teams in consecutive weeks. The 3" Magnums needed a win. They got it!
Spike and Super Sub Aaron Schmitz, playing for absent team captain Aaron Guthrie, pitched a furious first game. In a see-saw battle that came down to a single dart. Our hero's fell, to the top pair from T Juan's. Starting the fray down 1-0 was not in the plans and the Magnums responded in such a way as had not been seen this whole season. The boys reeled off 11 straight wins! It was a sight to see and the merry band of 3" Magnum groupies were there to take it all in! The 11-1 match victory was the best showing the Magnums have accomplished this whole season!
As far as accolades are concerned, we will start with Kenny "The Mutt" Mutzski, after taking a month off of school and DARTS! The Mutt made an amazing return. Likened to MacArthur returning to the Philippines. The Mutt, Kicked Ass and Took Names! I crawl out on the limb and proclaim The Mutt as "The Greatest Dart Player in The Land" It would be hard to argue the fact. He was incredible! He totally demoralized the Better When Drunk Team.
"Hippie Boy" Jason Rylander was his solid usual self, and tallied 3 wins to draw closer to Spike for the lead in team wins.
Super Sub, Aaron Schmitz threw the winning darts in 5! Yes, I said 5 games!! He came up big when the pressure was on! Filling the "G-Units" shoes can be adaunting task, but Schmitty did so with style!
Spike, well what can we say about Spike. His erratic play has returned. Seemingly always just 1 hole away. He did not garner a single win this week, but did throw enough good darts to set his partners up for victories and well..... he could not have been that bad, the Magnums did, after all win 11 games out of 12! Lets just hope as his eyesight returns and his health stabilizes, his dart prowess will return. Some are attributing his recent below average play with the fact that he is not partaking in alcoholic beverages, due to Doctors orders. Only time will tell.
One last word. The Beautiful bevy of Magnum Babes were there to cheer their team on! Even the lovely Katie Guthrie arrived, sans her husband, to support the Mag's! Darcy was stunning, even wrapped up in her winter coat! It was great to see the breathtaking Lisa back from vacation! (Thank God Christmas breakis over!) Tanya, as always, a true head turner, even without the South Pole Jeans! Kari, What can we say! Inspiration personified all wrapped up in a awesome blonde package. The 3" Magnums are indeed a lucky team. The finest fans in the league and incredible dart talent!
It does not get any easier next week (Jan.31, at 8pm) the 3" Magnums take on Team Dirt from Dales Bar, at home, in the 209 Bar and Grill. 2 weeks to go. Can the Mag's hold on to the lead? Can Spike find his game? If you have been sitting on the fence about taking in the 3" Magnums matches, now is the time to join in the fun and support your favorite dart team. Hell, it's worth it just to hang with the groupies! I brought the camera this week too! Check out the photos!
To check out the NW Funtime Cricket Standings look at the www.northernamusement.com web site!
Bemidji, Minnesota: On a clear, cold. Bemidji night. The 3" Magnums laid the smack down on the "Better When Drunk" team from T. Juan's. Entering into the nights action the Magnums found themselves in first place. Leading the BeaverRetrievers, and Team Dirt by 2 games and the T Juan's,"Better When Drunk" team by 4. With Team Captain, Aaron "G-Unit" Guthrie out of town on business, the 3" Mag's strolled into T Juan's a little apprehensive. The T. Juan's team was hot on their heels in the standings and boasted the top women's player in the league. With the season coming to an end, only 3 weeks left, the Mag's play the top 3 teams in consecutive weeks. The 3" Magnums needed a win. They got it!
Spike and Super Sub Aaron Schmitz, playing for absent team captain Aaron Guthrie, pitched a furious first game. In a see-saw battle that came down to a single dart. Our hero's fell, to the top pair from T Juan's. Starting the fray down 1-0 was not in the plans and the Magnums responded in such a way as had not been seen this whole season. The boys reeled off 11 straight wins! It was a sight to see and the merry band of 3" Magnum groupies were there to take it all in! The 11-1 match victory was the best showing the Magnums have accomplished this whole season!
As far as accolades are concerned, we will start with Kenny "The Mutt" Mutzski, after taking a month off of school and DARTS! The Mutt made an amazing return. Likened to MacArthur returning to the Philippines. The Mutt, Kicked Ass and Took Names! I crawl out on the limb and proclaim The Mutt as "The Greatest Dart Player in The Land" It would be hard to argue the fact. He was incredible! He totally demoralized the Better When Drunk Team.
"Hippie Boy" Jason Rylander was his solid usual self, and tallied 3 wins to draw closer to Spike for the lead in team wins.
Super Sub, Aaron Schmitz threw the winning darts in 5! Yes, I said 5 games!! He came up big when the pressure was on! Filling the "G-Units" shoes can be adaunting task, but Schmitty did so with style!
Spike, well what can we say about Spike. His erratic play has returned. Seemingly always just 1 hole away. He did not garner a single win this week, but did throw enough good darts to set his partners up for victories and well..... he could not have been that bad, the Magnums did, after all win 11 games out of 12! Lets just hope as his eyesight returns and his health stabilizes, his dart prowess will return. Some are attributing his recent below average play with the fact that he is not partaking in alcoholic beverages, due to Doctors orders. Only time will tell.
One last word. The Beautiful bevy of Magnum Babes were there to cheer their team on! Even the lovely Katie Guthrie arrived, sans her husband, to support the Mag's! Darcy was stunning, even wrapped up in her winter coat! It was great to see the breathtaking Lisa back from vacation! (Thank God Christmas breakis over!) Tanya, as always, a true head turner, even without the South Pole Jeans! Kari, What can we say! Inspiration personified all wrapped up in a awesome blonde package. The 3" Magnums are indeed a lucky team. The finest fans in the league and incredible dart talent!
It does not get any easier next week (Jan.31, at 8pm) the 3" Magnums take on Team Dirt from Dales Bar, at home, in the 209 Bar and Grill. 2 weeks to go. Can the Mag's hold on to the lead? Can Spike find his game? If you have been sitting on the fence about taking in the 3" Magnums matches, now is the time to join in the fun and support your favorite dart team. Hell, it's worth it just to hang with the groupies! I brought the camera this week too! Check out the photos!
To check out the NW Funtime Cricket Standings look at the www.northernamusement.com web site!
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