3" Magnums Go Down To Defeat!
Bemidji, MN: Terribly sorry that I have not written a dart update for awhile, but well,.... I've been lazy, and sick. First the Bad, on January 10th the 3" Magnums tasted defeat for the first time at the hands of theDistraction team from that Keg and Cork bar in Bemidji, by a 8 games to 4 margin. This loss tumbled the Mag's down to second place in the League. 2 games behind the Beaver Retrievers from the American Legion. While this was just an awful showing by your favorite team it was not the whole story. The Boys did experience some new things that should improve their chances in the weeks remaining. For an example The G-Unit, although his play was erratic, it was interesting watching him cope with Bemidji's New Smoking Ban. Super Sub Aaron Schmitz made his debut as a contributing member of the Magnums and he threw a respectable 1.80 average. We look for big things from him in the upcoming weeks. Lets talk a little about Jason Rylander shall we. First of all It was amazing thing to witness. Watching a man try to stand AND throw darts after drinking, what can only be estimated at about enough Pyramid beer to float a small armada of Walleye boats. Weebles Wobble but don't fall down!! It was comical until the standings came out and we saw that "Hippie Boy" was Player of the week! Through all of out laughter and tears we never noticed that when he did actually hit the board, his darts were HUGE!!! Last but not least we get to Spike. Alas, the big man struggled mightily. Nearly blind from Pink eye and suffering from a massive jump in his blood sugar levels (mid 500's! Near coma) Spike climbed out of his sick bed and squeezed in darts between hospital visits. His play showed it. The good news is that there is no way to go but up! Spike also fell out of the lead in wins. He trails by 3 wins, stuck at 28. But still in second place. All is not lost. But the team can not take another beating like this and hope to take the title. The Mutt was out of town on Christmas break and working the late shift atCambria. He was missed.
Bemidji, MN: Terribly sorry that I have not written a dart update for awhile, but well,.... I've been lazy, and sick. First the Bad, on January 10th the 3" Magnums tasted defeat for the first time at the hands of theDistraction team from that Keg and Cork bar in Bemidji, by a 8 games to 4 margin. This loss tumbled the Mag's down to second place in the League. 2 games behind the Beaver Retrievers from the American Legion. While this was just an awful showing by your favorite team it was not the whole story. The Boys did experience some new things that should improve their chances in the weeks remaining. For an example The G-Unit, although his play was erratic, it was interesting watching him cope with Bemidji's New Smoking Ban. Super Sub Aaron Schmitz made his debut as a contributing member of the Magnums and he threw a respectable 1.80 average. We look for big things from him in the upcoming weeks. Lets talk a little about Jason Rylander shall we. First of all It was amazing thing to witness. Watching a man try to stand AND throw darts after drinking, what can only be estimated at about enough Pyramid beer to float a small armada of Walleye boats. Weebles Wobble but don't fall down!! It was comical until the standings came out and we saw that "Hippie Boy" was Player of the week! Through all of out laughter and tears we never noticed that when he did actually hit the board, his darts were HUGE!!! Last but not least we get to Spike. Alas, the big man struggled mightily. Nearly blind from Pink eye and suffering from a massive jump in his blood sugar levels (mid 500's! Near coma) Spike climbed out of his sick bed and squeezed in darts between hospital visits. His play showed it. The good news is that there is no way to go but up! Spike also fell out of the lead in wins. He trails by 3 wins, stuck at 28. But still in second place. All is not lost. But the team can not take another beating like this and hope to take the title. The Mutt was out of town on Christmas break and working the late shift atCambria. He was missed.
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